chekhov:

You can’t comprehend how furious I am that I have these shitty U2 songs blemishing my painstakingly manicured iTunes music library

Anonymous asked:
What does "pendeja" means?

lasfloresdemayo:

loved one



Say I won’t

A nigga who will (via powders-and-oils)

lol my dad used to say this alllll the time when he was threatening to spank me

(Source: athinlinebetweenbaddies)

keepingupwiththegifs:

*kourtney kardashian voice* literally mom that is so rude

daintyinnocence:

khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

Hello SeekingArrangement.com

(Source: kanesus)